I don’t normally do these types of things, but this was actually pretty fun. Such gibberish!
TYPE YOUR NAME: Matt
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: nmatrt
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: mnasermk
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him – and I didn’t know how potent that part might be – that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
You live in a castle. Tag 9 of your friends:
The 2 maids:
The 2 gardeners:
For each like I get, I’ll answer a question.
1 like = Who do I want to like this status?
2 likes = Who do I trust most that liked this status?
3 likes = Who would I date that liked this status?
4 likes = Who would I jump in front of a bullet for that liked this status?
5 likes = Who would I text that liked this status?
6 likes = Who am I closest to that liked this status?
7 likes = Who do I miss that liked this status?
8 likes = Who do I like the most that liked this status?
9 likes = Who I would kiss that liked this status
10 likes = Who I want to set this as their status
The Facebook stereotype friend game. Tag 8 of your Facebook friends:
1. The status stalker:
2. The ‘Add Me’ fiend:
3. The constant status updater:
4. The ‘like’ random page addict:
5. The constant gamer:
6. The one that’s never on Facebook:
7. The picture stalker:
8. The silent user:
You’re in a room with 100 boxes. 99 of them contain $100,000. 1 box will kill you. How many would you open?
Your child is being eaten by a camel. Do you a) save your child? or b) take a photo?
“There’s no business like ______________ business.”
Would you rather…
1) Get 10 slaps right now
2) 5 slaps over the course of forever.
Comment with the number of what you’d prefer!
If you could choose between world peace and Bill Gates’ fortune, what color would your Lamborghini be?
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their wifi
I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat
Nothing moves faster than a girl un-tagging herself from an ugly picture
Don’t let life change your goals, because achieving your goals can change your life.
Marriage is a union between a man who can’t sleep when the window is closed and woman who can’t sleep when the window is open
Medicine against love is marriage
There’s one common thing between charming woman and great man; they are married to each other
How come Mario can smash through bricks, yet he dies when he touches a turtle?
Today I decided to burn calories so i turned fire on fat kids!!
I wish I had Dora’s parents… They let that girl go everywhere!
that fake smile you do when you get a shit present.
Use the first 10 on your friends list…12 hour plane ride
Person that won’t shut up:
Gets window seat next to fat guy:
Complains about everything:
Kicks your seat from behind:
Gets bored and switches around carry on bags:
Makes out with stewardess:
Sleeps the entire flight:
Talks about plane crashing:
Wants to strangle annoying kid next them:
Gets drunk and announces they have a bomb:
You and 10 friends are movie serial killers. Pick the 10 friends in order off your friends list.
1) Hannibal Lecter:
2) Norman Bates:
3) John Doe:
5) Jason Voorhees:
6) Freddy Kruger:
7) Jigsaw Killer:
8) Michael Myers: